By Vincent. Have an ice day! It's a parched future, and water, the galaxy's only valuable commodity, is controlled by the evil Templars. ''The Ice Pirates,'' which has been rated PG (''Parental Guidance Suggested''), contains dialogue heavily laced with double-entendre witlessness. Progressive characters. "The Ice Pirates" The time is the distant future, where by far the most precious commodity in the galaxy is water. In a distant future scarce of water, space pirates get caught after stealing ice from a spaceship. The last surviving water. This is slot is inspired with North Pole and the Pirates cruising over there. There's a generally broad and good humour about the whole film, and the cast play it up quite well. When the jokes do land, they land well. A busy, bewildering, exceedingly jokey science-fiction film that looks like a Star Wars spinoff made in an underdeveloped galaxy. The slight film tries some witless smart-aleck jokes, fails in its intention to be campy and crudely settles for being a low-level goofy spoof of Star Wars. . Thoughtful spfx for a shoestring budget. A little movie with a lot of heart. You can tell. Hilarious comedy. Ice Pirates is Endorphina powered video slot with 5 reels and 10 pay-lines. They are sold to a princess looking for her dad. Improves upon each viewing. The premise is pretty straight forward for a science fiction movie: in a far-flung galaxy water has become the most hard to come by commodity and a big, evil.